TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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