so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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