idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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