so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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