Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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