windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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