plz talk dirty to me
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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