I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You ruined the universe
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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