Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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