I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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