I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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