No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Randomize
