What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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