addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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