Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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