have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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