I'm lost and stupid without you.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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