this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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