Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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