i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It's blow job season.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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