I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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