I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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