I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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