Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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