Duck Duck Cougar?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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