can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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