dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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