New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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