just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
We need to get me chipped asap
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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