she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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