at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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