12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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