How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel like abortions should bother me more
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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