Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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