Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I am puke
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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