i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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