Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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