Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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