You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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