drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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