Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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