True but thats because hes a fetus.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We were destined to go to rehab together
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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