in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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