Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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