I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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