If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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