did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Me too!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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