Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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