So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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