Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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