I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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